heartrate:

cassoday:

this is herb
my roommate and I met him by accident at a local thrift store in the late fall and we’ve been friends ever since. we all go to lunch at once a week, and he always has the best stories. he’s an incredible person; he’s ninety-four and is extremely open-minded and cheerful and full of life and even still travels freely on his own. “don’t tell anyone, but for my ninety-fifth birthday I’m going to canada!”

this post means so much to me and i have no idea why

heartrate:

cassoday:

this is herb

my roommate and I met him by accident at a local thrift store in the late fall and we’ve been friends ever since. we all go to lunch at once a week, and he always has the best stories. he’s an incredible person; he’s ninety-four and is extremely open-minded and cheerful and full of life and even still travels freely on his own. “don’t tell anyone, but for my ninety-fifth birthday I’m going to canada!”

this post means so much to me and i have no idea why

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0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

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metaknighty:

surprise your friends at rock paper scissors by throwing a punch instead

(Source: metaknighty)

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zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts)

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spirit-worldwarrior:

komadoodle:

you know what i always thought was kinda neat

when gay couples raise children and you have to pick something other than dad or mom for the kid to call you

because obviously dad and dad or mom and mom is rly confusing for all parties

can i make my future kids call me something really cool and my wife can be “mom”

can i be like megatron

"mommy’s busy go ask megatron"

(Source: deathofthekid)

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